STFU in Style Latin for the Modern Geek T-Shirt

Description

Take your geek humor to the next level with the STFU Subsiste Sermonem Statim t-shirt. Whether you’re dealing with endless chatter in meetings, explaining the same thing for the hundredth time, or just want a unique way to express your inner tech-savvy philosopher, this shirt says it all—literally, in Latin. Translated as “Stop Talking Immediately,” it’s the perfect mix of ancient language and modern frustration, designed to resonate with IT pros, geeks, and anyone who appreciates witty apparel.

Made with 100% ring-spun cotton for solid colors, this unisex tee offers unparalleled comfort and durability. Heather colors and Sports Grey include polyester for added softness and a slight stretch. With a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd²), it’s perfect for year-round wear, whether you’re lounging at home, attending a tech meetup, or braving the office chaos. The collar features ribbed knitting to prevent curling, while the twill-taped shoulders ensure lasting durability. Plus, it’s sustainably produced using ethically grown US cotton, so you can feel good about looking great.

This shirt isn’t just an outfit—it’s a statement. Imagine the conversations (or lack thereof) it’ll inspire. Perfect as a gift for your favorite techie, Latin enthusiast, or the coworker who’s had enough of pointless small talk. It’s a guaranteed icebreaker (or conversation ender) at any gathering.

Features at a Glance:

• Soft and Comfortable: Crafted from premium ring-spun cotton for a blissful feel.
• Built to Last: Twill-taped shoulders and a ribbed-knit collar to resist wear.
• Versatile Style: Classic fit with a crew neckline for casual or semi-formal occasions.
• Sustainably Made: Ethically sourced and Oeko-Tex certified for safety and quality.

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