The Perfect Query for When You’ve Had Enough T-Shirt

Description

Are you a tech pro who’s fluent in SQL but fresh out of patience? The “Select finger From hand Where id=3” t-shirt is here to save the day—or at least your sanity. This hilariously nerdy design is a witty way to let the world know how you really feel, using a bit of coding humor that only true geeks will appreciate. Whether you’re debugging someone else’s code or troubleshooting why Janet’s printer won’t connect (again), this shirt is your subtle yet satisfying response.

Made with 100% ring-spun cotton (because you deserve comfort while managing chaos), this unisex t-shirt is lightweight, soft, and designed for all-day wear. The shoulders feature twill tape for added durability—perfect for those days when you feel like you’re carrying the weight of the IT world on your shoulders. The ribbed knitting on the collar prevents curling, ensuring your shirt looks sharp even when your patience is not.

This isn’t just any t-shirt; it’s ethically produced, eco-conscious, and certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality. That means you can look great while feeling great about your wardrobe choices. Available in classic black, it’s the ideal canvas for showcasing your sarcastic wit and tech-savvy sense of humor.

Whether you’re gifting it to a fellow techie who’s over answering “Have you tried turning it off and on again?” or treating yourself to some well-earned geek apparel, this shirt is a guaranteed conversation starter—or ender, depending on how it’s interpreted.

Grab yours now and let your wardrobe deliver the ultimate mic drop. Because when words fail, a well-placed SQL query speaks volumes.