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For the Man Who’s Got a Low-Rider Pup and High-Level Pride
If you’ve ever had to explain that your dog’s not actually a sausage with legs—or you’ve cleared a room with your dachshund’s dramatic bark—then congratulations: you’re a Dachshund Dad, and you wear that title long and proud (just like your dog). The Dachshund Dad – Long & Proud t-shirt is the ultimate Father’s Day dog dad t-shirt for the guy who’s raising a stubborn, snuggly, stretch limo of a dog.
This hilarious and comfy tee lets everyone know that your loyalty runs as deep as your pup is long. Whether you call him a dachshund, a wiener dog, or a professional blanket burrower, this shirt is a shout-out to the low-to-the-ground legends and the dads who love them.
Perfect for lazy couch days, intense squirrel surveillance shifts, or dramatic food-begging performances, this funny dog dad tee is a must-have addition to any dog-loving wardrobe. It’s breathable, durable, and totally ready for all the daily adventures of a true Weiner dog dad t-shirt lifestyle.
Looking for a tail-waggingly good dog dad gift? Stop right here. This shirt is the one for the man who’s mastered the fine art of back scratching, belly rubbing, and making room on the couch for a dog that takes up way more space than physically possible.
Give him the ultimate Father’s Day gift that celebrates his devotion, sense of humor, and willingness to pick up a surprisingly long dog 15 times a day. Because when it comes to being the best dog dad ever, it’s not about height—it’s about heart. And possibly matching short legs.
So go ahead, grab the shirt that says: “Yes, I’m his dad. No, you can’t pet him until he says it’s okay.” 🐾
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.
.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
.: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it’s formal or semi-formal.
.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
.: Fabric blends: Heather colors – 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors – 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather – 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester
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