Description
Introducing the holiday sweatshirt for those who’ve mastered the art of dodging crowds—and Christmas small talk! The “Who Needs Hanging Mistletoe? I Need Solitude” sweatshirt is here to make your statement before you even open your mouth. Whether you’re ghosting the holiday party or strategically placing yourself next to the snack table for “uninterrupted refueling,” this sweatshirt has your back… literally.
Crafted from 80% ring-spun cotton and 20% polyester, it’s softer than your patience at family gatherings. The dropped shoulder design means it’s as cozy as it is “I-don’t-care-if-it’s-festive,” making it perfect for introverts who can’t be bothered with anything clingier than this sweatshirt. Bonus: its eco-conscious materials let you feel like a sustainable hero without, you know, actually talking about it.
Put it on, sit back, and let this sweatshirt work the room while you perfect the fine art of holiday wallflowering. Because who needs Christmas parties with mistletoe? Solitude is the real MVP. Grab yours now, and show up to that ugly sweater party in the ultimate “anti-social but make it fashion” statement!
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 34.00 | 35.00 | 36.00 | 37.00 | 38.00 | 39.00 | 40.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
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