Sweatshirt For Geeks Who Speak Fluent Silence

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STFU Subsiste Sermonem Statim Sweatshirt: For Geeks Who Speak Fluent Silence

Tired of hearing the same endless tech support questions? Need a subtle yet highly effective way to remind everyone that your time and patience are running low? Introducing the “STFU Subsiste Sermonem Statim” sweatshirt – because sometimes, silence really is golden. If you’ve ever been a tech who just can’t take one more “Have you tried turning it off and on again?”, this is the hoodie you didn’t know you needed.

Crafted from a cozy 80% ring-spun cotton and 20% polyester blend, this sweatshirt is as comfortable as it is statement-making. With a brushed interior that feels soft against the skin and a 100% cotton face, this is the perfect piece to throw on after a long day of troubleshooting (or listening to people’s obvious problems). The dropped shoulder design offers a relaxed, stylish fit, perfect for those who need a break from the tech chaos of their day.

It doesn’t stop at comfort—this hoodie is eco-conscious, too! Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes and partnering with Better Cotton, this sweatshirt is part of your commitment to sustainability. Feel good about looking good.

Whether you’re pulling an all-nighter to resolve that one bug or lounging on the couch after a long day of dealing with “I forgot my password” calls, this sweatshirt will keep you warm while letting everyone around you know that if they can’t speak Latin, they should probably just… well, stop speaking. Because really, “Subsiste Sermonem Statim” translates to “Shut Up and Stay Silent Immediately”—and it’s never been more fitting.

Perfect for the tech who’s tired of answering the same dumb questions over and over, or as a gift for your fellow geeks who appreciate the subtle art of silence, this sweatshirt is your new go-to.

Order now and let your sweatshirt do the talking—just not too much. You deserve the peace.