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Stay Warm, Stay Witty: Geek Out in Latin Humor!
Introducing the STFU Subsiste Sermonem Statim Sweatshirt—the ultimate wardrobe addition for tech lovers, Latin enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates a good laugh wrapped in ancient sophistication. Whether you’re debugging code, battling the elements, or fending off endless chatter, this sweatshirt is here to keep you cozy and clever.
Crafted from an ultra-soft blend of 80% ring-spun cotton and 20% polyester (because comfort matters almost as much as your sarcastic quips), this hoodie is your perfect companion for the daily grind. Featuring a 100% cotton face, it’s as smooth as your comebacks. The medium-heavy fabric ensures warmth without compromising style, making it ideal for all seasons, whether you’re tackling winter’s chill or braving the subzero temps of your office A/C.
Designed with a dropped shoulder and a two-piece, color-matched jersey-lined hood, this sweatshirt marries modern style with geeky flair. The handy pouch pocket? Perfect for stashing your phone, snacks, or even those “IT Guy of the Year” awards. And with a tear-away label, you can enjoy maximum comfort without that pesky tag poking your neck.
But there’s more—this sweatshirt is made sustainably and ethically. It meets the OEKO-TEX Standard 100 for eco-friendly production and comes from a WRAP-certified facility, ensuring it’s as socially responsible as it is snarky.
Whether you’re buying it for yourself or gifting it to that geeky friend who loves Latin humor as much as debugging errors, the STFU Subsiste Sermonem Statim Sweatshirt is the conversation piece (and silencer) every geek needs.
📢 Don’t miss out—grab yours today and stay warm, witty, and wonderfully sarcastic!
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 34.00 | 35.00 | 36.00 | 37.00 | 38.00 | 39.00 | 40.00 | 41.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
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