Description
Introducing the holiday sweatshirt that speaks to every festive spirit… that’s just a little over it: the ‘Tis the Season to Try Not to Punch Anyone sweatshirt. Because what says holiday cheer better than gritting your teeth through endless office potlucks, carols on repeat, and Aunt Carol’s commentary on your life choices? Here’s the wearable wink that understands just how you feel and lets everyone else in on the secret; without you needing to say a word.
Wrapped in a cozy 80% ring-spun cotton and 20% polyester blend, this Gildan® masterpiece is designed for the ones who enjoy Christmas… but prefer it at a safe distance. It’s softer than your politest fake smile at a holiday gift exchange, and with its medium-heavy 8.4 oz fabric, this sweatshirt is basically a wearable blanket of barely-there patience. It’s cut with a classic fit and dropped shoulder style for when you want to feel relaxed and unbothered, no matter what level of holiday chaos is unfolding around you.
The details? Eco-conscious, because yes, we’re not monsters. Crafted with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes and sourced through Better Cotton, this sweatshirt lets you share the joy with the planet—even if you’re not feeling so generous with your time or patience. Slip it on, and you’re holiday-ready for every event where you’re just “here for the eggnog.”
Throw this on for the annual ugly sweater party, the office holiday gathering, or even Christmas morning itself when you need that extra ounce of zen. It’s the perfect balance of style, sarcasm, and, let’s be honest, self-preservation. So go ahead, add it to your cart—because nothing says holiday magic quite like looking fabulous while broadcasting that your tolerance for holiday nonsense has a very festive limit.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 34.00 | 35.00 | 36.00 | 37.00 | 38.00 | 39.00 | 40.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
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