Description
“Don’t Be an Asshole” Softstyle Hoodie – The Life Advice Everyone Needs to Hear
Let’s be real—some people just need a reminder. If you’re tired of dealing with the world’s jerks, this bold, no-nonsense sweatshirt says what we’re all thinking: “If you only take one piece of advice – Don’t be an asshole your whole life.” Simple, direct, and absolutely necessary.
Whether you’re rocking this hoodie at the bar, the office (if you dare), or just out and about, it’s a guaranteed conversation starter and an instant favorite for those who appreciate blunt honesty with a side of humor.
Why You’ll Love This Shirt
✔️ Super-Soft & Comfortable – Made from 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester with 100% cotton face, this hoodie feels great all day long.
✔️ Durable & Long-Lasting Print – The high-quality design won’t fade or crack, no matter how many times you wear it.
✔️ Classic, Relaxed Fit – Designed for ultimate comfort with a unisex cut that looks great on everyone.
✔️ A Message That Matters – Perfect for anyone who’s had enough of rude, inconsiderate people and wants to send a message—without saying a word.
Who Needs This Sweatshirt?
😎 People who believe in basic decency
😂 Anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor
🎁 The perfect gift for friends, coworkers, or family members who love keeping it real
🔥 Ideal for casual outings, parties, and anywhere you might run into, well… assholes
Limited Stock – Order Yours Now!
Life’s too short to deal with jerks. Grab this “Don’t Be an Asshole” hoodie today and start spreading the kind of wisdom the world desperately needs!
🛒 Click “Add to Cart” now and wear the truth loud and proud!
Elevate your casual wardrobe with our custom fleece hoodies, expertly crafted from an 80% ring-spun cotton and 20% polyester blend, with a 100% cotton face for a soft, premium feel (Dark Heather is 50/50 cotton/polyester, Sport Grey is 75/25 cotton/polyester). This hoodie features a 2-piece, color-matched jersey fabric-lined hood, a stylish dropped shoulder, and a convenient pouch pocket. Emphasizing sustainability, it meets the OEKO-TEX Standard 100 for eco-friendly production and is manufactured in a WRAP-certified facility that partners with the Fair Labor Association, ensuring ethical and socially responsible practices.
.: 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester with 100% cotton face (fiber content varies for different colors)
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.4 oz /yd² (284.8 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Sustainable manufacturing: This product meets the OEKO-TEX Standard 100
.: Socially conscious manufacturing: This product was made by a mill partnered with Fair Labor Association and was made in a facility that is WRAP certified
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 34.00 | 35.00 | 36.00 | 37.00 | 38.00 | 39.00 | 40.00 | 41.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
For those who also want to share this advice on a t-shirt. Click Here for the Men’s T-shirt. Click Here for the Women’s fitted Tee.
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