Caffeine Query: Debugging Cluelessness, One Sip at a Time

Description

“Select * From users Where clue > 0 – 0 Rows Returned” Mug – Sip Smarter, Not Harder

Start your day with a side of sarcasm served hot in this sleek black ceramic mug, perfect for IT lovers and tech professionals. Whether you’re debugging the unfixable or staring at clueless error messages, this mug is the caffeine-fueled accessory that understands your struggle. Featuring the hilariously on-point SQL query, it’s a subtle yet cutting reminder of the digital challenges you face daily.

Select *

From users

Where clue > 0

0 rows returned

Crafted from durable black ceramic with a glossy finish, this mug isn’t just about style—it’s built to last through countless caffeine refuels. Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes, it’s microwave and dishwasher safe for easy use and cleanup. The high-quality sublimation print ensures the witty message stays sharp, even after endless coffee binges or tea breaks.

Product Features:

• Durable 100% ceramic construction with a glossy finish.
• Available in two convenient sizes: 11oz and 15oz.
• Lead and BPA-free for safe sipping.
• Microwave and dishwasher safe for busy tech pros.
• Easy-grip C-shaped handle for maximum comfort.

Who’s It For?

• IT pros who need caffeine to deal with “user errors.”
• Database geeks who live for a clever SQL joke.
• Anyone tired of explaining the obvious to people who just don’t get it.

Add It to Your Cart Today!
Sip smarter and let your mug do the talking. Whether you’re at the office, in a Zoom meeting, or working from home, this mug is the perfect sidekick for geeks with a sharp sense of humor. Grab yours now and embrace the clue-free chaos with style!