Description
Looking for a holiday wardrobe upgrade that says, “Yeah, I’m on the naughty list, and I’m okay with it”? Look no further than the Coal is the New Black sweatshirt—a festive masterpiece for those who know that behaving well is overrated. Crafted from a luxurious blend of 80% ring-spun cotton and 20% polyester, this Gildan® SF000 sweatshirt is softer than your moral compass after a few too many holiday cocktails. With its cozy brushed interior, it’s perfect for keeping you warm while you reflect on all those decisions that led to Santa gifting you premium lumps of coal.
Featuring a relaxed, dropped shoulder design for maximum comfort and minimal effort, this sweatshirt allows you to lounge around with all the style and sarcasm you need to survive the holiday season. And because we’re not completely heartless, it’s eco-friendly too! Made with Better Cotton and OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes, you can smugly remind people that your fashion sense might be questionable, but your commitment to saving the planet isn’t.
Perfect for ugly sweater parties where you plan to stand out by embracing your inner rebel, this sweatshirt makes it clear that coal isn’t just for stockings—it’s a lifestyle. Whether you’re decking the halls with regret or spiking the punch, you’ll look fabulous while doing it. After all, nothing says “Christmas spirit” quite like owning your naughtiness with style.
Don’t wait—get yours now before Santa decides you’re not even worthy of coal. Who needs reindeer sweaters when you can be the star of the show with a little black… coal?
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 34.00 | 35.00 | 36.00 | 37.00 | 38.00 | 39.00 | 40.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
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