Christmas Chaos Champ: Where’s My Medal? Sweatshirt

Description

Introducing the “Survived Another Family Holiday Gathering—Where’s My Medal?” sweatshirt, the ultimate tribute to your holiday stamina. Forget the turkey and the tinsel; the real test of the season is making it through yet another Christmas dinner without launching yourself into the mashed potatoes just to escape the chaos. This sweatshirt is here to let everyone know you’re basically a holiday hero, all while you keep your holiday spirit—and sanity—mostly intact.

Made from a soft, resilient blend of 80% ring-spun cotton and 20% polyester, this Gildan® sweatshirt is designed to withstand anything, including the annual inquisition of “When are you getting married?” With a classic fit and comfy dropped shoulders, it gives you room to breathe (or sigh dramatically) with every “friendly debate” over the dinner table. The brushed interior adds that extra comfort boost, perfect for when you’re mentally diving into a peaceful nap during yet another family drama recap.

It’s eco-conscious, too, crafted with OEKO-TEX-certified low-impact dyes—because saving the planet is a priority, even if saving your patience isn’t. Throw this on for every family gathering, ugly sweater party, or post-holiday debrief, and let it remind you: you’ve survived, you’ve thrived, and now you’ve earned your cozy, snarky crown. Add it to your cart now, because everyone deserves a holiday medal, but this sweatshirt might be the only one you actually get!