Description
“Select * From users Where clue > 0 – 0 Rows Returned” T-Shirt – The SQL Slam for Clueless Situations!
Attention IT pros, database wizards, and anyone fed up with solving problems for the clueless masses—this shirt is for you. With a hilariously accurate SQL query printed front and center, it’s the ultimate uniform for anyone who’s ever questioned humanity’s collective tech competence. Whether you’re debugging code or dodging silly questions, this tee delivers the perfect geeky comeback.
Crafted from ultra-soft, lightweight ring-spun cotton, this unisex t-shirt is as comfy as it is clever. The durable twill-taped shoulders and ribbed collar ensure it keeps up with even your busiest workdays—or your snarkiest rants. Available in solid and heather colors, it’s built for geeks who code in comfort and style.
Product Features:
- Lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd²) perfect for all-day wear.
- Classic fit with a crew neckline for a clean, versatile look.
- Made with ethically sourced US cotton.
- Tear-away label for ultimate comfort.
Who’s It For?
- IT gurus who’ve had it with “user errors.”
- Database enthusiasts who appreciate a good query joke.
- Anyone who’s tired of clueless questions—and ready to wear their frustration with pride.
Get Yours Today!
Why explain your frustration when your shirt can do it for you? Add this geek-approved tee to your cart now and serve up some SQL humor wherever you go!
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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