Tinsel, Tears, and Sarcasm: The Deck the Halls with Regret Holiday Sweatshirt

$34.95$42.95

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Introducing the sweatshirt that screams holiday spirit… sort of. The Deck the Halls with Regret and Sarcasm Christmas tree sweatshirt is perfect for the kind of festive soul who’s more likely to spike the eggnog than the punch bowl. Crafted from 80% ring-spun cotton and 20% polyester, it’s softer than your decision-making skills after one too many holiday cocktails. This Gildan® SF000 classic is designed for maximum comfort while you fake your way through small talk with relatives you only see once a year.

With a cozy brushed interior and a dropped shoulder for that extra “I-don’t-care” relaxed fit, this sweatshirt is eco-conscious too. Feel extra smug knowing it’s made with low-impact dyes and Better Cotton, so while you’re serving up sarcasm, you’re also saving the planet (kind of).

Perfect for ugly sweater parties where you’re aiming to win “Most Likely to Regret This Later.” Whether you’re decking the halls or drowning in holiday shopping regret, this sweatshirt will have you roasting your chestnuts over the open fire of your sarcasm.

Get yours today and prepare to make this Christmas unforgettable—mostly because of the looks you’ll get when you walk into the room wearing this beauty.

Don’t wait! Your future regret won’t buy itself.

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Width, in 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00
Sleeve length from center back, in 34.00 35.00 36.00 37.00 38.00 39.00 40.00
Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00

 

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